Hello, Goodbye

Farewell, Richie, a scholar and a gent.

You'll be missed like an old friend.

Welcome back, little urn!

You've been missed like an old friend.

Moment of the match: Gilo knocking successive fours off Glen McGrath to bring up his half-century. Wheelie bin, my arse, the King of Spain rules.

NB Useful tip for future tourists; don't wear hats with the word Albion on the back when you play in England. It's just bad karma. Good karma is better.